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wheel jacking

The act of jerking off while driving; masturbation behind the wheel.
"Man, that girl was so hot, she had me wheel jacking the whole drive home!"
by Che butter April 29, 2014
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Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving
British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
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coochie wheel

Being the only female in a group of guys.
I couldn't talk about ponies or rainbows all night because I was the coochie wheel.

I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.
by fat.man March 21, 2010
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Larry Wheels

An ex powerlifter strongman and bodybuilder turned arm wrestler.
He's eastern european and west african but his dad died when he was young in the Bronx, he ad his mom moved to hawai, then back to ny and he started lifting then did gear and did amazingly in powerlifting.
Used "worlds strongest bodybuilder" after entering a bodybuilding show to become popular.
Sadly he's very injury prone and only arm wrestler now, he may like sweaty georgian men named levan but thats besides the point.
He has a fanbase of man teenage lifters who think he's the best lifter alive and constantly meme random videos of him. Even after he stopped powerlifting he did "big rep lifts" to make this fanbase go crazy.

He roars a lot and kills his skin while deadlifting.
*larry wheels lifting after an hour of arm wrestling and smiling*:UAHHHHHHHHAAHHHHH
*random kid*:Larry being Larry.
by Necrozma Beam January 17, 2022
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13th wheel

In a group of 7 friends, the only person who is not in a relationship. (The 6 friends and their partners + 13th wheel = 13) This character may be known as lone wolf, the bachelor, the free man. Most likely the coolest of the group, too cool for the opposite sex. The 13th wheel does not in anyway care that he/she is the 13th wheel. He/she's cool with it. Really fine with this.
Guy 1: Hey do you want to come hang out with me, Guy 2, Guy 3, Guy 4, Guy 5, and Guy 6? By the way our girlfriends are gonna be there too

You: No thanks man, I don't wanna be a 13th wheel.
by vanzeven November 25, 2022
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Wagon Wheeling

To go out drinking at gay bars. Derived from The John Waters movie Female Trouble. Aunt Ida tries to persuade her straight nephew Gator to go to the Wagon Wheel , a gay bar. She implores him "Come to Wagon Wheel bar with me?!"
" let's go Wagon Wheeling!" Or " shall we go wheeling?"
by Izzy Hirschorn May 11, 2014
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Schmuck On Wheels

Someone who gets pushed around. See the definition of schmuck. It's Yiddish. Morrie in Goodfellas was Jewish. He doesn't like being dismissed as a fool or an idiot.
"What am I , a Schmuck on Wheels?" - Morrie in Goodfellas.
by Signal 30 August 23, 2023
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