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Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.
Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.
by Anhilated247 October 12, 2021
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California Waffle

When you shit in your roommates laptop and close it.
I just took a California waffle in Jakes MacBook, he's gonna be so pissed!
by Spagghetron April 1, 2017
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Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.
Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.
by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022
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Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023
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Cock waffle

Being a fan of a very disliked team.
Bob: Aye, mate. George is a fan of the St. Louis Blues.

Jack: Oh, what a cock waffle that George is.
by Waffles4lyfe April 28, 2019
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Waffle Time

a **really** sex(y) man who has a huge horse cock
p1: who is the best youtuber?
p2: Waffle Time
p1: true
by Meru da Beru December 1, 2021
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Box waffle

(Adjective) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(Verb) When you make a fort of waffle boxes and masturbate in it.
(Adj.) "That guy is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Lets go box waffle."
by Mrs.Box waffle January 18, 2011
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