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Wikipedic 

A "know-it-all" or "Cliff Clavin". Someone who considers themselves to be an expert on everything. A human storehouse of useless trivia, often of dubious veracity.
"That guy is so wikipedic...full of useless information and he never shuts up!"

"Why did I bring that up in front of so-and-so? I thought I'd never hear the end of it from Mrs. Wikipedic."

know-it-all Cliff Clavin
Wikipedic by kissmintz January 28, 2012
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Wikipedophile 

A wikipedia editor coomer who has nothing better to do than look around wikipedia pages and revise completely valid and reliable information on technicality. On most occasion the individual is completely ignorant to the topic they are editing about.
*Wikipedia editor revises my edits* "Hi, the name's objectivity. I'm the law around here."

Me: "Ok, wikipedophile."
Wikipedophile by CornwallTCollingsly September 3, 2020

Wikipediaed 

To be written up about on Wikipedia.
Matt knew he made it when he was Wikipediaed.
Wikipediaed by Zsaz January 2, 2008

Wikipediot 

(noun) 1. A person who relies solely on Wikipedia as their source of information, without researching further any other sources of fact.
Fifty percent of the students in my class turned in homework which proved what kind of Wikipediots they were.
Wikipediot by JCAfterDark January 22, 2011
The condition noted when a person who looks something up on Wikipedia can't remember a) the information found when they looked that something up and/or b) occasionally can't remember that they even ever looked that item up, and usually it was only about two months ago and the person retained that cool knowledge for all of 48 hours.
Ted looked up the Battle of Hastings on Wikipedia after seeing a reference about it in a news story. A week later Ted heard some people talking about the Battle of Hastings and wanted to contribute something to the conversation but because of a bad case of wikinesia he was unable to recall what he had learned from the Wikipedia page.
Wikinesia by anonymouswordinator September 22, 2009

wikipedianism 

Religion naming Wikipedia as God, because it knows all important knowledge, and Myspace as Jesus, for it has over 120 million followers in several countries. Wikipedists are also known as Wikipedians and follow the basic wikipedian philosophy of Inclusionism, Exclusionism and Deletionism. Being a part of this religion one will often experience wikigasms as wikipedia is one erotic beast.
Guy1: Dude, all you do is edit wikipedia and myspace.
Guy2: I know, i am in love with them, but i don't have time for a girlfriend.
Guy1: Then join wikipedianism; i get a wikigasm like every five minutes, its amazing! Plus there's so much to learn from wikipedia.
wikipedianism by Wikipedist November 7, 2006

Wikipedventure 

n. the process by which one visits Wikipedia and repeatedly clicks on links to other articles until they find themselves reading about an unrelated topic that they did not know and/or care about prior to the experience
I looked up "root beer" on Wikipedia, and now I'm reading about nuclear fission. What a wikipedventure I've had!
Wikipedventure by moneymad13 September 23, 2012