Vision

The best toaster ever. Didn't deserve to die. I miss him so much.

Still waiting for him and Wanda to say hello again.

"hey what's up?"
"I think i lost my vision"
"yeah you tell me, I lost him 3 times. It sucks"

by mrs laufeyson November 22, 2022

sticky vision

an annoying inside joke that no one knows the real meaning behind.

All my friends strive for sticky vision, but i am alone on my couch tonight.

by TomBRadyisgod September 14, 2022

meme vision

When you are schizophrenic and see memes in real life, either ironically or unironically.
Basically just another term for schizophrenia.

Guy 1: Yo, did you know Berd has schizophrenia?
Guy 2: lol Berd has meme vision, he sees memes in real life lol

by DoxInABox January 8, 2022

dollar sign visions

Visions of change. For example 100,000,000,13.63. The one with the visions will take the 63 cents.

Almost funny how all her visions had dollar signs in them. They were dollar sign visions.

by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

Nipple Vision

Where your Vision is elongated by the action applied to your Nipples.

"Hyolus, what kind of vision is nipple vision?"
"Well, it all starts with the nipple itself. When you twist or lick the nipple, it becomes erect and then you're able to see long-distance"
"Oh, that kind of makes sense, Hyolus"
"Thank you"

by Gullymommy123 December 10, 2021

Huncho Vision

When you can see the best strategies and make the best decisions. Being able to see into the future. Having a superior mindset that allows you to excel.

Mark: Yo he just made a crazy move, how'd he think of that.

Hunter: Bro he has Huncho Vision.

by mistaflames1996 December 14, 2021

Tunnel Vision

Actual Definition: A condition that causes exceptionally poor peripheral vision.

Common Definition: The inability to look at or even consider another point of view. Very common in modern-day politics.

See also: My way or the highway

"Joe has severe tunnel vision. You could be walking right by his side for like half an hour and he probably wouldn't notice."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 28, 2022