twitter-twat

A twat on twitter that should never tweet.
Trump, that twitter-twat really needs to stop tweeting...
by maja2000 June 07, 2017
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Twitter-Woke

A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.
Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"
by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023
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Twitter Orgy

The act of creating a mob on Twitter by tagging a multiple people in a post. The purposes of a Twitter Orgy is typically to get those tagged to respond to your post.

It is akin to a person IRL muttering to themselves loudly in public with the hopes of people hearing them and engaging with them.

It is a cheap form of attempting to engage people.
@Mary was looking for people to gang up on @Steve, so she started a Twitter Orgy and tagged half of the school in her post about him.
by Amsterdam74 February 15, 2019
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twitter prison

When Cheryl's fans go crazy by tweeting #MTVEMA #NominateCheryl to vote for her EMA, so we get out in twitter jail/prison for a period of time. Dedication = consequences, but do us all a favour, go and tweet it for us, thankyall
Soldier 1 : hey can you tweet extra I'm in twitter jail

Soldier 2 : will do haha
Soldier 3 : me too I'm in twitter prison aswell
by CherylFan September 13, 2014
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Twitter-fit

The President pitched another Twitter-fit this morning.
by Preacher-Man December 21, 2018
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Twitter Texting

1-When you text someone a random message about what your doing at that moment in time. Similar to updating your status via Social Networking website.

2-When you text EVERYONE that same thing.
Twitter Texting:

1- Text: Just saw a dog. It was cute.

2- Text: Bored, listening to music, wondering what to eat.

3- Text: Posting this Text on twitter.
by Pseudonymus-Prime July 13, 2010
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crash Twitter

(v) to do something really awesome or noteworthy. References the fact that anything really big happens (season premiers of TV shows, celebrity deaths, political action), Twitter crashes. Can be used sarcastically.
The same-day death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett managed to crash Twitter all damn day.

(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.
by berthablue August 11, 2009
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