two hander

A girl that is so big that it takes TWO hands to control her in bed.

"Damn bitch you are certainly a two hander, I mean I tried to use one hand on you to entensify the ass pounding I was giving you, but you almost broke it. You fucking walrus, now I have to use two hands, after this sex you will recieve the grapes of wrath fosho"

by the st3 October 7, 2005

Two shits

1. A term used to describe something you don't give.

2. A term used instead of saying "I don't give a shit."

Harry: "That hurt my feelings."

Sally: "I don't give two shits about your feelings."

by ccharless February 20, 2010

Number Twos

Slang for "Peace."

Number Twos is a hand peace sign.

Also, "Deuces."
Also, "Two fingers in the air."

Sentence: "I stuck my number twos in the air!"

by Gem Jones January 6, 2011

two-mix

A J-pop band that makes awesome songs, many which become theme songs for anime tv shows. Two-Mix and T.M. Revolution are very much the same, and I like them both a lot.

some great songs they sing are White Reflection, Last Impression, and Just Communication for Gundam Wing.
Note: To get most songs, install winmx. Much easier.

by George September 20, 2005

take a two

To sit down and talk stuff out. It could be just taking some time out for yourself too.

"Slim Thug and Z-Ro, ya'll still bullshitin. Need to sit down and take a two, theres to much money to be get." Pimp C-Knockin Doors Down

by Mr.Southern Connection May 27, 2006

two-piece

the art of meleeing an enemy on Gears Of War 2 online and immeadietly blasting them with the shotgun.

Awww c'mon, that guy just two-pieced me!

by d00de95 February 11, 2009

Two weeks

The amount of time we thought the quairteen would last but no, people are not paitent

I wish it was all just Two weeks

by 2020 in a real nutshell March 23, 2021