money tree

Magical plant that grows currency.

If there was a money tree everybody would get one and inflation would kick in and it wouldn't matter.

by someonefromearth February 9, 2010

Happy Tree Friends

An Awesome Show created by mondomedia.Short HTF it can be funny at times and is super awesome and the haters of this show SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Tree Friends

by HTFfan September 2, 2011

tree rapist

A shadowy figure rumored to live in the Botanical Gardens at the University of North Carolina, Asheville. Perhaps a man who rapes trees, a rapist who lives in the trees and rapes people, or a tree that rapes people. His only weakness is concrete, which he is allergic to.

"Oh my god! I was walking in the Botans the other day, and I thought I heard the tree rapist. Luckily, I grabbed some concrete just in time."
"Dude, I never go anywhere without my concrete boots. Gotta watch out for that tree rapist."

by thetreerapistisreal December 2, 2011

Tree

Tree is an adjective used to describe something or someone nice or good looking. Similar to the meaning of the modern slang word “peng” often used by wanna be roadmen teens in west yorkshire

person1: your hair looks really tree today

person2: oh thank you

person1: no problem my g

by TinyTaTaTina November 6, 2019

Vagina Tree

An unkept bush that can grow up to 5 ft 3

"Zac, don't try and get with that girl, she has a vagina tree"

by Jayden-has-downs May 28, 2008

rotten maple tree

a scummy, old, wrinckly, sticky, stanky, black dick (soft or hard) with genital warts(splinters)

eww look at that dudes rotten maple tree , it is leaveing splinters in and all around that girl.



Father- Wheres Jill hun?
Wife-She said that she was going to tyreks house so she can help him cut down his rotten maple tree in his back yard.
Father-oh ok hunny, i hope she doesnt get hurt or get a splinter or something
Wife-she be fine babe, i gave her rubber goes before she left

by now, its chow time August 4, 2008

a dirty tree

when your having sex with a girl and she has explosive diarriha so when you pull you dick out she explodes all over your trunk leaves and roots

Dude last night my gf gave me one hell of a dirty tree. I'll smell like shit for a week

by bissliker211 April 17, 2009