ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.
El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.
El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.
El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.
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