cools tree

When something is super cool

“Hey!! AJ Mitchell just liked your tweet!”
“Omg!! Cools tree!!!!”

by imdaniellealexa October 18, 2017

tree turd

Pine cones

My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.

by Frankie figs June 11, 2017

dragged tree

A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI

So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there

by TW Flaccid December 30, 2017

Tree Puncher

Gamer slang; An inexperienced or bad Minecraft player, a n00b. Derived from the game's survival mode, wherein a new player must punch trees to acquire the wood needed to create rudimentary tools. Often used in an insulting or derogatory manner.

Tim sucks at Minecraft, he's god damn a tree puncher.

by Mod Eschar May 7, 2018

e-tree

Every tweet, email, text, or similar electronic method of communitcating kills a virtual tree or otherwise known as an "e-tree"

Long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. These new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes in phrases like "lol" and ":)p"

You have a choice so get off your iphone and computer and call your friend

i hate reading email...save an e-tree and call me

by xman5k February 25, 2011

tree eater

When one crashes into a tree while mountain biking or on an ATV/dirt bike.

Bryan is such a tree eater!

by Nathan Thorn August 1, 2011

Lemon tree

Used to call a girlfriend or boyfriend.
Lemon tree is a sunshine among trees.

I love you, you're my lemon tree!

by H.s.a. September 27, 2020