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propane tank suprise

When having sex from the rear, known as "doggy style", after climaxing, and your partner turns around and smiles at you, you grab a propane tank and smack her in the your partner in the head with it.
"My girlfriend is pissed at me... I cumed all over her ass last night and when she was getting up to go take a shower, she turned around and looked at me and i gave her the propane tank suprise."
by Billy Carr September 26, 2006
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tank ass

the ass of a person who's sole reason for existance is to be a life support systems for said ass.
by Anonymous February 19, 2003
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tanker

Self-absorbed senior citizen who drags their oxygen tank slowly through crowded public places, scolding and threatening anyone who tries to get around them. They usually voted with their dollars for NeoCon, Big-Tobacco candidates in the past, but now are voting for any Republicrat who promises to increase their Social Security benefits and give them free health care, knowing that they'll be dead before those bills come due.
I would've been on time for the team dinner party, but some tanker parked their Caddy across three spaces and then took 5 minutes just to get their scuba gear through the damned door.
by ralfg33k June 21, 2008
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Thomas The Tank Engine

Definition 1:
A mech out to help all beings he has taken down Thanos in a 1V1 match

Definition 2:
To scream “CHUGGA, CHUGGA, CHOO CHOO” as you drool into your girlfriends boobs and shake your head like a dog
“He is such a Thomas The Tank Engine ”

“Did you hear he did the Thomas The Tank Engine last night
by SpedFromAnotherShed October 16, 2019
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Marine Corps tanks

The second best job in the world, second only to Marine Corps Force Recon. Invicible.
YATYAS: You ain't tanks, you ain't shit

The Marine Corps tanks can destroy anything.
by OOHRAH2008 May 12, 2008
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Skank Tank

1) A unusually large women who gets drunk and hits on every guy in the bar hoping that by the end of the night they will be wasted enough to take her huge amazon ass home. She is usually built tall, very wide and thick skinned, thus making her look like an army tank while being skanky at the same time.

2) Or could be defined as a vehicle that "Grenades" ride in. (Ugly fat chicks usually hang out in groups and would ride together in a Skank Tank while hunting their prey by bar hoping)
Ex: 1) Holy shit look at the Skank Tank working her magic on the drunk guy at the end of the bar. If he dies from suffacation we'll know why!

Ex: 2) Pretty sure that Skank Tank SUV them fatties are driving is going to bottom out. The tires are rubbing on the fenders as they pull in to the next bar to look for drunk dudes to roll them in flour.
by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010
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Tanked

usually something stan twitter accounts say about other people whose music/album "flopped", while their fave produces trashy ass songs for their obnoxious fanbase.
Annoying stan twitter account: OH HAHA BTS AND BILLIE TANKED
Bts: *getting 112 million views on butter within 24 hours of it's release*
Billie: "getting 7 grammys at 19*
by uarefads May 24, 2021
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