saber-toothed crotch cricket

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by BigP June 23, 2005
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Breasts of such horrid mutilation by forces of nature or botched augmentation, that they are often mistaken for Dr. Frankensteins monster.
Whoa, get a load of Tera Reids snaggle toothed franken-boobies!
by Guy Smith December 14, 2007
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buck tooth betty

a large tubby girl, usually by the name of jaclyn, whose teeth are almost horizontal. "buck tooth betty" will usually not understand anything and is extrememly abnormal.

also a buck tooth betty most likely all the time will have a bitch ass sister that needs shit dumped on her head.
buck tooth betty want some doughnuts!?
by Buck Tooth Betty's Friend February 16, 2008
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Chipped Tooth Cock Sucker

Someone who your not very fond of , or annoying.
Dude, that chipped tooth cock sucker wont stop calling me on a restricked number!!!
by wpgirl December 06, 2008
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eye candy tooth ache

When your eye candy inter acts with you and you get overwhelmed. Kind of like a brain freeze.
I was checking out this hottie and he smiled at me and I got an eye candy tooth ache.
by Snoopy Shultz August 14, 2011
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Baby Tooth Heishman

A person who still has baby teeth when they are over the age of 18. The teeth represent them as person of low inteligence and the need to recieve underages. Could also be considered things such as a bubbly faggot. like I always say 'Whats good for the goose, is good for the gander..."
Baby tooth Heishman just got an underage, what else is new?
by kdnajdenaskfmdlas May 03, 2010
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Tooth Herpes

Slang for any sores in the mouth or teeth.
My mouth is killing me, I must've gotten tooth herpes.
by Matt September 25, 2004
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