tonked

well u see it when ur sittin in the back of the bus and it hits a bump and u fly off the seat

jimmy got tonked on the bus

by Top September 18, 2005

honkey tonk

A term often used in country songs that is code for STDs.

You know those songs
where the singer sings.."You can get the girl out of the honkey tonk,
but you can't get the honkey tonk out of the girl?" Do you know what
"honkey tonk" means. It means herpes, baby! That's right! You can't
get the honkey tonk out of the girl because herpes is there for life!!!
Who knew that country songs were so coy!!!

by Tom September 17, 2004

tonki wonki

means a fat person !
opposite to skinny people

eeeee see that tonki wonki eating all that food

by lukee & kriis -- brum manz ! June 20, 2010

tonkies tinge

skin discoloration resulting from wearing leather shoes with no socks and getting them wet.

"tonkies" derives from the name Minnetonka, a popular moccasin brand. the foot and/or feet appear orange or brown in color. this color gradually fades over a timespan of a few days.

many sufferers report a feeling of emotional discomfort / embarrassment as other people assume they have some type of medical problem leading to foot discoloration.

- Yo, I got that tonkies tinge after getting stuck in the rain in my mocs walking home from the party last night.

-You could scrub that shit with a Mr. Clean magic eraser all day and it won't come off. You look like a freak.

by lacath October 4, 2010

Tonkie

A silly and informal way to say ‘Winky’ or ‘Penis’

“Amber jumped on Kyle’s Tonkie last night! She said it was massive!”

by YourWinkyIsMyFriend December 21, 2018

Tons of fun

A person who is a lot of fun.

Signore is tons of fun. That guy is 2000 pounds of fun.

by Joesig September 16, 2020

Tonka

Tonka is a cute, short girl from Turopolje. She likes to wear a black suit to every occasion and often goes to Krapina-Zagorje county to visit her boyfriend. She is tiny.

Come on Tonka, are you really wearing that black suit again?!

by Lpucka March 29, 2023