Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.

Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.

by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022

waffle ironed

stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed

"Dude I'm so waffle ironed right now"
"Can we go get waffled ironed saturday night?"

by JewLay April 19, 2010

Neo Waffle

When your waffle is in the toaster and it explodes sending an electrical current into your waffles giving them extra flavour

That Neo Waffle was bomb af

by NeoWaffleMaker May 17, 2016

Waffle Time

a **really** sex(y) man who has a huge horse cock

p1: who is the best youtuber?
p2: Waffle Time
p1: true

by Meru da Beru December 1, 2021

Rotten Waffle

The Conquerer of the Maple Island, and King of the Waffle People.

Rotten waffle treats all waffles equally. No waffle is superior. No waffle is inferior, in the wise eyes of Rotten Waffle.

by RottenWaffles November 15, 2019

Box waffle

(Adjective) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(Verb) When you make a fort of waffle boxes and masturbate in it.

(Adj.) "That guy is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Lets go box waffle."

by Mrs.Box waffle January 18, 2011

Cock waffle

Being a fan of a very disliked team.

Bob: Aye, mate. George is a fan of the St. Louis Blues.

Jack: Oh, what a cock waffle that George is.

by Waffles4lyfe April 28, 2019