Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.

Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.

by Anhilated247 October 13, 2021

Neo Waffle

When your waffle is in the toaster and it explodes sending an electrical current into your waffles giving them extra flavour

That Neo Waffle was bomb af

by NeoWaffleMaker May 17, 2016

Clobber-Waffle

A way of calling someone stupid, or an idiot.

He is such a Clobber-Waffle!

by Harleigh James May 07, 2020

Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.

"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.

by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023

Thurston Waffles

The famous shrimp lord that is famous for going MRAAAAAAA from not getting a walk.
The legend passed away on Sept. 7th, 2022.

1: hehe Thurston Waffles go MRAAAAAAA
2: what the fuck

by Waiting for Who Asked September 21, 2022

toff waffle

Posh persons bullshit

Rupert is spouting a load of toff waffle again

by MattW999 January 30, 2018

saggy waffle

An amazing COD player who has an Ungus of a delinquent son.

Saggy waffle squadded up with us for some cyber attack.

by JoelFaced September 13, 2023