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not doing surveys

Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.
"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."
by pavillionguy October 7, 2008
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doing a barnse

Being a Massive cunt.
Did you see that guy last night? He was doing a barnse so much
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Doing the Doss

Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."
Hey, look a that guy "Doing the Doss." Is he grinding and texting at the same time?
by JokingKiDD February 19, 2012
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Dos Fuegos

A piece for middle school string orchestra that a few stupid boys got obsessed with after their high ass conductor added lyrics to it. The general idea is that there's fire and it's bad. The beginning goes D4-.D4D4-C4-Bb4-A4 then again an octave higher and again once more. The conductor used the lyric "I see fire over there" for this part. One of the boys about a year later added a new part d2d2 that he said was the basses saying ok.
John Adderson : "I see fire over there"

Simon O'Connor: "D2D2"

(Andrew Green and Kaleb Clark walk up)

John Adderson: "Look simon it's dos Fuegos"
by DankManAutism March 17, 2020
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Doing a Jonno

When promises or prior arrangements are broken or not kept despite protestations.
He/she has said they're going to join us, hopefully they're not doing a Jonno and not going to show.
by Olthepol January 19, 2023
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Doing a johnston

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.
He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git
by Ox1983 April 19, 2018
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do legs

To run like fuck. Variations include doing pedals, doing hooves, doing sails etc
Guy smoking a joint: Shit its the feds, DO LEGS!
Everyone else: good shout
by motherfucka69a September 5, 2011
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