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Mess

A non-standard unit of measurement; usually heard in the Southern US States.
1: "Someone gave me a whole mess of cards."

2: "Here comes Jerome, he's a mess of trouble."

3: "We went fishing and caught a mess of fish."
by BochiZaRasu May 1, 2020
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dairy mess

When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.
Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day
by capn' crunch February 7, 2014
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hoeism and messing wid girls feelins

is hoeism and messing wid girls feelins a crime?

yes !!!!!!!!
by copforhoeism March 14, 2020
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Mess

by yellowfever47 November 4, 2020
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stop messing around krunt

It's when someone is messing around so you say to them 'STOP MESSING AROUND KRUNT'
by anonymous December 3, 2021
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Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation
She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.
by TinyCatNavy February 4, 2022
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Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere
I made a huge dick-mess today
by GaleWeathers September 30, 2022
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