1) Wank for 10minutes
2) Get Drunk
3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife
5) Repeat This over and over again
2) Get Drunk
3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife
5) Repeat This over and over again
by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

Nick: “Damn, you look rough. Are you okay?”
Anthony: “Dude, she was wronging my hog until I felt like rashers crisping in hell’s ninth layer.”
Anthony: “Dude, she was wronging my hog until I felt like rashers crisping in hell’s ninth layer.”
by TransponderSnail October 8, 2022

What I did... Is helping though people. What YOU are doing only harms me. You are not helping more deserving people... You are harming me in the hopes that, what, you can steal credit for helping the people that my action helped in such a way that you feel like YOU caused society to gain rather than lose? You know that's delusional, right? You are creating the danger for someone else's kid. You want type-X of person to not be able to suceed so you are forcing me to labor for the rest of my life and somehow you aren't a moral monster? Stop trying to be the decider or I am going to murder a child. I don't have to let you steal this from me and I'm not going to.
Hym "Wrong. You... Do not need to steal this from me. I don't have to let you. I don't care if you think your morality makes you think you are the goodest boy on the planet the net result will be the death of a child. If you used my work YOU did not help anyone. You COULDN'T help anyone because you are LESS. And if for you to help the people you want to help requires you to enslave people, control them psychologically, and erase them from history you are clearly not as moral as you think you are. Kids are going to die. That is reality. But you are not going to steal this from me WITHOUT at least one kid dying. You are a delusional fuck. That is all that is happening here. You are worse than I am."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2024

Random guy: Hey bro my cock is so smelly... OOP-
Random guy's bro: I know you meant sock but i know that your cock is smelly too lol.
Sock spelled wrong is the definition of someone accidentally saying cock instead of sock
Random guy's bro: I know you meant sock but i know that your cock is smelly too lol.
Sock spelled wrong is the definition of someone accidentally saying cock instead of sock
by BigFatDicklol October 1, 2023

a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.
b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location
b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location
"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."
"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"
"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"
by Kirjavah September 25, 2013

How 'bout e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g???
I let my teenage son drive to town in my monster truck to meet up with his buddies for some howling adventures --- what could possibly go wrong?
by QuacksO April 30, 2023

When you are in and apart of the incorrect fucking group of humans, however, they happen to be your best friends and essentially your rage soulmates.
by Allisaurus September 13, 2017
