Simon Lewis

Twat.

You're such a f*cking Simon Lewis.

Who's that Simon Lewis. Twat.

by kikidiki May 17, 2016

Simon S

Is a jerk who probably lives in Texas. The type of person to play overwatch and get carried by his grandmaster buddies. The type of person to say yee haw all the time.

Simon S is carried in overwatch

by Unknownexpert16 September 6, 2018

au revoir simone

An indie band with 3 women who sing soft gentle music. Good/mostly keyboard but they only have around 2 verses in each song making it a mostly instrumental band. They are based in america; they aren't very famous. Sad Song is their biggest hit.

au revoir simone's sad song:

"Write me a sad song,
cos that's what i wanna hear,
i want you to make me cry,
i wanna remember the places that we left,
lost to the mists of time..

i know that,
you'll go soon - you'll find out so take me with you
.. always"

by Chloe x May 24, 2008

Simon Deryck Davies

The best in the world. Handsome, smart and all around a great guy.

Do you know that great guy Simon Deryck Davies

by BeaverBoy3388 August 27, 2021

Simon Fucking Cowell

A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.

I REALLY hate Simon Fucking Cowell!

by Jellie_Bells December 8, 2021

simon cowell day

A day when u just wanna criticise anything and everything around u....regardless of how good the day is actually going...with reference to a certain Simon Cowell, the ultimate critic

Man...yesterday I had such a Simon Cowell day...I was fishing on my sailboat, doing some Bud, with my wife blowing my pipe...and I still found a reason to complain!!!

by Animesh Prasad June 19, 2008

Simon "bunny" webster

Also used to describe a cutting remark, generally received with no provocation what-so-ever.

Friend One, "You know, Jermaine Defoe is quite a good player."
Bunny, "Yeah, better than the sh*t you've got at Oldham."
Friend One, "Wooooo. Bunny got teeth!"

by The Strut September 29, 2004