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Brew ‘n’ chew

An event with brings together a small group of ex-work colleagues over alcohol to discuss our lives, workplaces and the world in a safe, non-woke space usually at a bar or relaxed venue. Chatham House rules apply.
“Man, when is the next brew ‘n’ chew? Have I got a story for you about Peter’s new girlfriend…”

“I can’t make it to brew ‘n’ chew tomorrow lads, the misses is making salmon for dinner!”
by CrusaderAAA August 3, 2022
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chew glass

Dealing with something difficult and painful
Expression: I heard some say I gained weight when I’m on a diet, I’m gonna chew glass

My professor said I had to get my paper due by 12pm tonight, my computer died and didn’t save the file, I’m gonna chew glass

If I had to pick between Ana de armas

Or Sydney Sweeney I’d rather chew glass
by truelove00 March 5, 2025
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chew your face off

lets chew your face off tonight boys
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Chewed Bubble gum

Either a small section on a man’s ball sack sticking out of his fly, the wrinkled skin resembling a chewed piece of gum.

Also, a very worn out vagina who’s labia have become so stretched and disfigured it looks like a wad of chewed bubble gum.
1. “Hey bro, did you sit in chewed bubble gum?”
2. “No mam, my fly is part way down.”
1. “Ok, kinda looks like that hooker’s chewed bubble gum pussy lips!”
by Lickity_slitickitty May 2, 2021
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Chew the bread

Ratskin went to "chew the bread" and it was yummy
by RatSkin Boyz March 28, 2021
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Chew

" Hey dude I see you have some chips can I have some? "

" no. "

" Remember when I saved you from drowning from that floaty with a bunch of 6th graders on it? "

" Dude you chew on the same thing all the time when will you finally swallow your pride?! "
by Yhop! November 27, 2020
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chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.
Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”
by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022
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