March 8th

March 8th is the day where most people with brain damage are born.

She is born on March 8th must have brain damage

by March8thRetards May 11, 2023

October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!

OCTOBER 8TH! Mpreg Day. I found it funny that there was no Mpreg Day (atleast to my knowledge) so I made one myself because, mpreg is awesome, and I wish it were real. I mean why do women have to do all the work of popping out a baby? LET THE MALES CARRY IT!! Have fun on this day impregnation all your submissive omegas ladies and gents. (with consent ofcourse, cause consent is HOT!!)

Kaitlyn: Yo, Jeremy! It's October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!
Jeremy: What?..
Kaitlyn: Happy Mpreg Day?
Jeremy: What is that?
Kaitlyn: it's a celebration for male pregnancy!

Jeremy: MALES CAN GET PREG NOW?
Kaitlyn: Today they can.. may I tap that, Jeremy?
Jeremy: Ofcourse Kaitlyn.. 🥹💋👅

by $waglord October 8, 2025

March 8th

March 8th is when Boris has said that schools in the UK will open. People are worrying a lot for numerous reasons like not having their glow up or in fear it would increase cases and deaths as well as another lockdown

Boy 1: Bruv bare people are saying we are going to school on March 8th
Boy 2: I’m excited ngl

Boy 1: Fam I’m scared

by itz_esthii February 21, 2021

December 8th

In this time the biggest plot twist happens. The craziest and also nicest person in the universe discovers the world from outer space and has the special ability to become best friend with everyone. All the people around are blessed with him or her and the cause of this is the unique charm this person has. His/Her skill are maxed out on humor, sympathy and taste (this person has such a good taste fr). Don't miss out if you hear someone saying that this person has a birthday on 8th December because you will never have a 2nd opportunity to meet someone else who has a birthday on December 8th. To be honest, it will be your favorite living being, as long as you pass the vibe check!

Ey when do you have birthday?

I got mine on December 8th.
Oh wow that means I am blessed, thank you!
No problem, but you should really stop putting pineapple on pizza, bro.

by marcopolo0 November 30, 2023

August 8th

National Let your girlfriend motorboat your balls day

Hey babe its August 8th

by SMDTrey April 7, 2024

8th Floor of Ellicott Hall

A figure of speech generally used by residents of Ellicott Hall at the University of Maryland, or those that have previously lived in Ellicott Hall. While a statement, in the literal sense, declaring the intent of the user to, in effect, yeet (see: "Yeet") themselves off of the top floor of Ellicott Hall, it is used more commonly as a metaphor, generally when the user wishes to express to their friends that they are quite over the amount of bullshit that is the order of obtaining an engineering degree or that they are simply overwhelmed with work and feel close to death. Typically used most frequently around Finals time.

Bro, I have so much work to do. I guess it's time to go to the 8th Floor of Ellicott Hall

by Will_The_Occasional April 21, 2021

October 8th

Give your girlfriend a kiss, hug, and a hoodie dayyy!!! you'll make her super happy and make her feel like she is very special and the only girl in the world.

Random girl: Who's hoodie is that?

Girlfriend: It belongs to a person that makes me very happy..... my boyfriends😊

Random girl: Ohhhh yeah it's October 8th I wish I had a boyfriend who did that for me.

by 🥰love expert😊 October 6, 2021