take mop

seize the means of production.

seize: take
means of production: MoP

worker 1: Wow, our job sucks.
worker 2: Take mop?
worker 1: Hahaha. Yes, comrade.

by Vykrij August 6, 2020

take it in the pants

When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"

"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".

by Captain Breed April 12, 2017

taking a fuck

When you give so few fucks about something, that you actually start to take fucks instead.

Person 1: Do you even give a fuck?
Person 2: I give so few fucks that I'm actually taking a fuck.

by Hurricane Irma November 27, 2017

Taking the Tiny

Taking the tiny is when, during a smoke session with your homies, you're a considerably baked but would like to a tad bit more high. Then you approach the bong/bowl and taking a tiny hit that would not get you high when you're sober but would get you slightly more high when you are already high. Thus improving your trip very slightly but a very enjoyable amount

Fraternity brother Edafelius enjoyed his high, however he wanted to enjoyed it more so he decided he would be taking the tiny and his night was the best night of his life.

by 2chainz_mullane January 25, 2017

Taking a Charles

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.

Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.

by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012

Take a #3

Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.

Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3

by not_JESUS December 5, 2012

take it to the staircase

Moving to a safer location when engaging in sexual activity.

Let's take it to the staircase

by fsid123 March 1, 2011