Doing the Doss

Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."

Hey, look a that guy "Doing the Doss." Is he grinding and texting at the same time?

by JokingKiDD January 26, 2012

do a cummings

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.

"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"

by TheClnl May 26, 2020

do weed

when you’re too high to say you smoke weed, you do it

“Yooo Jade I do weed” “No dumbass you smoke it”

by alex2370 March 24, 2018

Do a googs

Shorthand for doing a Google search.

What's the population of Phoenix? I don't know, do a googs!

by Tuffshuff April 20, 2013

to do the Martin

to go somewhere and come back without telling anybody

- He asked if we would like to meet for a lunch.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.

by therealdictionaryuser August 09, 2021

Doing a Kaylene

To try & sneak out a fart on the couch at your In Laws & then try & blame your toddler when caught out by the big stain on the back of your skirt.

Kaylene was on a new diet detoxing when she thought she could sneak out a fart. Unbeknownst to her, when she got up there was a stain on the couch. When her Father in Law pointed out the stain, she immediately tried to blame her toddler for spilling a drink. That is, until her Father in Law pointed out the big stain on the back of her skirt!!! So shitting your pants is now known as "Doing a Kaylene".

by xbgt351 October 17, 2012

Jason Do

When normal "doing" isn't enough for the task, do it as if you wereJason Voorhees, an unflinching, undying, unbreaking fictional horror character whose story was so ever popular that it spawned countless sequels, spin offs, and cross overs and inundated itself into modern horror legend. To Jason Do it is to perform your task with such inhuman determination that you will conquer your challenge despite minor obstacles such as life, death, resurrection, time travel, stabbing, maiming, impalation, drowning, dismemberment, illness, coma, terrible sequels, halitosis, and perhaps a horribly disfigured face.

I have a huge final tomorrow morning for my hardest class worth 50% of my grade and I haven't studied at all. Let's Jason Do it.

by The Duck of Longford January 18, 2018