Tit to leg ratio (TTLR)

This is a definition of how a girls leg to boob ratio stacks up. You do not take the face into account. First you look at the legs of a girl, NEVER trust the calfs. So it is from the knee upwards. You are looking for, tone, shape and general smooth/sexyness. You then move up to the boobs. The bigger the better! The reason you look at the legs first is to filter out any poor calls, i.e. by giving a girl a good ration only to find out she has legs like a Roman Legionair which is never a good thing. You give a mark out of 10 and carry on with your day.

How to grade a Tit to leg ratio (TTLR)

Perfect, long legs, great boobs = 10

Fat stubby legs, small boobs = 0

Everything else is for you to decide.

by Max Power 007 December 14, 2010

tit head

Some one who is extremely annoying and repulsive and has a face that is the shape of a tit.

"That Dwain is such a tit head, jus like mccranny"

by rhys 'eric' harrison July 19, 2006

tit flicker

one who flicks tits or nipples or is notorious in trying.

you are such a tit flicker.... please stop touching them

by emily jenkins May 28, 2006

tit scarf

A high class asshole who always ties his sweater like a scarf even in the summer.

Look at that tit scarf over there in his daddy's country club, i bet its a sausage fest in there.

by Stone&Ed August 11, 2008

Tit Nipply

Used to describe chilly weather. A more interesting synonym of "A Bit Nippy."

Mike: "Goddamn it's cold outside."
Steve: "Yep, she's a tit nipply."
Mike: "You're so gay it's unreal."

by RockThePylon January 20, 2009

tit ache

The female version of a ball ache

Sarah: "This moms car-pool duty is such a tit ache!"

by photofx April 12, 2010

Tit Out

The female version of having a cock out. To compare tit sizes.

tit out tit boob hooters flash

by Jellybean1221 October 17, 2010