Beef Lumps

Heavy, hanging testicles.

Rachel loves to suck my beef lumps.

I love the sound of my beef lumps smacking her ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

beef socket

A vagina
The place where a man can stick his beef

His mum has a huge beef socket. she can hold a lot of beef

by Joe Fenton February 1, 2007

beef mitten

Yet another slang term for vagina, cunt, twat, pussy, etc etc

1.

Guy 1: "Dude I scored with that blode chick from the bar last night"
Guy 2: "Hell yea man did you get into her beef mitten?"
Guy 3: "For sure. Fit like a glove"

2.
Guy 1: "Hey I cant go out tonight guys."
Guy 2: "Come on man stop being such a beef mitten."

by mustbetom December 1, 2013

Squeezing the beef

The action of taking a dump. As if you were to squeeze some carne asada out of your butthole.

Fricken Kyle is squeezing the beef again.

by Sidney M. owns u August 18, 2007

dangle beef

Labia that takes up too much real estate in the cooter district. Often looking like the woman is trying to smuggle a piece of beef jerky in her panties.

"Damn! Look at the dangle beef on her!" "Eww, I know! She's got so much scrap meat down there that Oscar Mayer wants to shoot her snatch for some bologna commercials."

by Terik October 17, 2007

oot the beef

a phrase used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is/was just simply amazing. mainly used by Scots, but anyone from anywhere is allowed to use it.

jock: AW MAN, THAT PARTY WAS AMAZINNNNN'
boaby: AYE, IT WAS PURE OOT THE BEEF!
jock: say whut, now?
boaby: IT WAS OOT THE BEEF!!
jock: WOOOOOOOOP

by outofthebeeflads August 29, 2010

slip the beef

"to slip the beef"

For a male to have sexual intercourse with another person, usually in the face of some sort of adversity, hence the surreptitious connotations of "slip".

Wow, that girl was pretty angry at you last night, did you get any?

Yeah, I slipped her the beef.

by Odiumjunkie February 27, 2005