SWAG

SWAG stands for "Shit We All Get," most commonly referring to shitty college food provided by your wonderful meal plan.

College kid 1: "Hey man, wanna go get swag?"

College kid 2: "No thanks, I'd rather eat ramen noodles again."

by marbear36 September 22, 2011

swag

Chris freakin Franchi

Chris Franchi has so much swag that he kills all girls with his swag walk and killer looks.

by xxfranchixx October 14, 2011

Swag

To fight someone and beat the fuck out of them after they talk shit/look at you.

Let's go swag those kids on the beach again.

by Green Street Hooligans April 29, 2011

swag

A positive term used to describe the way one carries him or herself; an atmosphere of "coolness"

"Man, what a guy, that Kevin. He's got so much swag!"

"Oh snap, son! Kevin is swaggin~"

"Kevin was swaggin it out on the dance floor last night. What a swagger"

Man 1: Nukka, plz! Quit actin like you got swag. You

ain't Kevin Choe!
Man 2: You're right, i'm sorry. Now i feel like a fool.....
Man 1: You should just jump off that bridge

by Kstuh June 23, 2010

swag

abb. stolen without a gun

by Anonymous January 28, 2003

Swag

From what I can see swag breaks down like this: back in the 1600s swag meant goods gained by theft, or booty. I saw the word rise again in a similar form in the late 80s when people would get cool little free gifts or promo stuff for attending conferences. After this swag split into to categories. Free promo items, pins, and the second category was more things gotten for free for attending things. at Wow cons there was often rare and incredible swag given only to those in attendance, so gamers began to associate the word swag with rare or really awesome freebies. From there swag moved on to a replacement for anything cool or awesome. The whole swag meaning secretly we are gay thing, well I'm pretty sure that's just gay dudes wishing all the hot pirate dudes in movies were secretly gay. yes, pirates used the word swag as well as booty, I can understand the confusion what with booty being used but that's another misunderstood word for another time

Aaar matey we be gettin some swag worth havin from the pillaging of this unguarded fort.

I got this awesome rare one of a kind ride in my swag bag at the last con I was at.

My boss says we have to wear this swag promo-ing our restaurant when were at work.

My sisters boyfriend is taking us to this concert tonight its gonna be swag

(or whatever. you get it)

by shiana69 September 20, 2014

swag

A word originally used to show being cool, relaxed and overall awesome, now being used for the same reason but end up getting the opposite results.
Other variations exist like:

Swug, a level of swag higher than swag
Sweg, an alternative spelling method used by gamers or in chats
Swog, opposite of swag
Swig, a quick drink of a beverage (or swag of an unusual manner)

Random Gamer: Oh man! Did ya see that kill? That was pure sweg.

Person 1: Woah! How'd you do that?
Person 2: Swag.
Person 3: Nevermind...

Person 1: I got so much swag!
Person 2: Sounds like swog to me.

by Yep, Someone used my name... August 26, 2015