A more humoress version of the term blue balls where a man is stimulated without being able to get off. Happens to all Smurfs that don't get lucky with Smurfette.
When Bob tried to get lucky with Suzy, he wasn't able to relieve himself and was left with Smurfticles.
by Codj53 October 23, 2011
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Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.
by aft79 November 5, 2012
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A surfer who treats other surfers like they are inferior, either because of level of talent or experience. They cut you off, belittle, or alienate. The surfer who has the mechanics but not the spirit. The surfer asshole.
by SurfC12 October 17, 2014
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by keladavi May 18, 2014
Get the surf hangover mug.When you own a dog and must clean up the poop in the winter but forget to and it snows burying the poop, then you can only clean up the recently deposited ones visible on top of the snow.
I have to pick up the Surface Shitcicles in the backyard, I have to wait for the snow to melt to get the rest.
by ZEROor60 September 22, 2016
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Get the Surfi mug.1 Someone who is ripped, but only due to their passion for surfing. Which requires an immense amount of energy, endurance and strength. It's basically cheating.
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