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surfi'n bird 

a sexual act were you do a girl doggy style and right be for you blow your load you pull out and blow it all over her face and while she's in shock from that just dump her.
yo last night i surfi'n bird my ex she started freaking out
surfi'n bird by The Gr8 goldstien February 5, 2010
this is a beautiful gorgeous girl that you should be very very lucky to meet. she has a big heart and cares for almost everyone. she doesn't trust very easy. she is full of laughter and happiness and always has a smile on her face. she is a straight forward person and tell you to your face she hates fake people and people who judge others of there doings. she cares a lot about her friends and family and values everyone equally. she can be a bad ass bitch at times but those are the good times. she has many talents and can dance like no other. she chooses wisely in her doings. If you ever meet a sufiya don't let go of her .
i am so lucky to be friends with sufiya she is full of laughter and funny
sufiya by Panda girl 6 February 11, 2019

Jug Surfing 

Riding astride the chest of a large breasted milk maid prior to releasing a portion of tadpole soup twixt the humps and over the face..
Miss Jones's tits are made for jug surfing! What greater pleasure can a gentleman have than to get his solid masculinity in the trough between the soft pulpy wonders and thrust away till the cream beans come out to play!
Jug Surfing by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010
In gaming, playing a game that you already have experience with from a new account, often making very quick progression and intimidating opponents (not to be confused with hacking)
Brok3nHe4rts: that guy is so good for level 3
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing
smurfing by user_83029404 January 5, 2021

throne surfing 

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.
Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.
throne surfing by bjergen June 25, 2010
The perfect man, a heavenly gift to all those around him. He is smart, funny, handsome, dedicated, hard-working, kind, respectful, can cook and has good taste in women. His beard is also on point.
I wish Sufiyan were mine... Oh wait, he is!
sufiyan by Headoverheels101 March 10, 2017