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Trumpes

It's like herpes, except that it's not sexually transmitted. It effects the brains of unsuspecting taxpayers who are susceptible to easy lies, blatant arrogance, and prone to wishing they could also lead a life of bad decisions yet still somehow view themselves as success stories. Much like Donald Johnson. Trump has done.
"hey. Have you heard from Thom lately?"

"no, not since he contracted the trumpes..."
by Buildingsea$ September 14, 2017
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Trump

A poor man's idea of a rich man, a weak man's idea of a tough man and dumb man's idea of a smart man.
Billy Bob was impressed by Trumps business apptitude
by anonymous October 27, 2020
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Trump

A cool name but was ruined from a man with a tupay
by FUCKwjbjfbfbfmd July 15, 2018
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Trump

Like a cunt only much much worse. Think of a racist fat opinionated sexist vain megalomaniac and then imagine somebody who makes that person seem like Mother Teresa

In scientific notation it’s denoted as cunt10000. (Cunt to power of 10000)
That fat fuck in the red baseball cap talking shit is a real trump
by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019
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Trump

(Verb)
To outdo someone doing insane things by doing more insane things than them.
by w4sed5rftyguhijo March 24, 2019
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Trump

1. To fuck something up through sheer ignorance, stupidity and/or selfishness.

2. One's ability to make a clusterfuck out of anything.

3. One's capacity to spread bullshit perpetually without shame.
1. Bruh, I trump my grandma's lungs after attending a Trump's rally without a mask, catching Covid and giving it to her. Now grandma is dead, some family members are infected... but hey, MAGA!

2. My cousin Billy Bob Jimbo trump the whole weeding when he got drunk and grabbed the bride by the pussy without pants while wearing a MAGA hat.

3. Qanon supporters love it when Trump trump them in the ass with such vast quantities of bullshit their brains are FUBAR.
by Mr. Poopsalot October 24, 2020
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Trump

An enormous pile of mammalian feces.
John: Watch out for the S.T.P. there.
Frank: S.T.P., what?
John: There's an enormous fresh Steaming Trump Pile, step carefully. It's a Trump dump.
by seudokode October 10, 2021
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