Scrolliosis

When one's obligatory morning Facebook scroll leaves one hunched over and brain dead ninety minutes later.

Hillary: dude you're still here? You haven't even touched your coffee...

Donald: huh? Oh crap I've got scrolliosis again.

Bernie: you're a slave to the scroll, man.

by Gonzaretto November 19, 2015

scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016

scrolligue

Fatigue set by scrolling endlessly down a page for info; that exasperation coming from knowing a thing being there yet having to scroll endlessly for finding it.

Man, I recalled a nice article I read in Twitter at breakfast but couldn't find it by lunch as I grew scrolligued looking for it.

by themit17 August 21, 2016

Skrollo Blizzard

Mixed Skor and Rollo blizzard at Dairy Queen.

Let's go to DQ and grab a Skrollo blizzard.

by Piecenik May 22, 2016

Scroll monkey

A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.

Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!

Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.

by LordRam May 20, 2016

Scrollin' Session

A precise moment an individual devotes entirely to scroll up in its old Facebook conversations with its friends for the purpose of finding the first message they have sent each other.

Karl: {Dude}! D'you remember the first conversation we had on facebook?
John: No men! But don't worry, {bro}, {lemme} have a {lil'} Scrollin' Session and I'll {brb} with and answer for you.

by the little robert August 5, 2016

scroller

any gender older than 35yrs old who needs to scroll down a bit longer to state his/her date of birth while registering online is someone closer to getting old or being a scroller.

for my teenager daughter, i sure am a scroller

by kelamist April 21, 2017