shrek

shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies

i love my husband shrek

by shrekmaster97 December 14, 2019

Shrek

The bible

I'm going to church to watch Shrek.

by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020

Shrekpy

When someone is being a weirdo call them a "shrekpy"

Jacob stop being a shrekpy

by Shrekpy February 2, 2020

Shrek

The best person in the world. All you bitches should be proud.

Shrek is amazing.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Shrek is love

Looking up to shrek as a God (or goddess)

"Hey, shrek is love"

by Dante ellis March 14, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Loser 1:"Have you seen Shrek 5 yet?"

Loser 2:"You mean have I seen the reincarnation of god yet?"

by Sbub March 20, 2020

Shrek

A demigod to the geniuses who have joined the cult called The Union. Shrek is the messenger for our Lord and savior Cthulhu. Shrek is also a green ogre. He will also murder you for not bowing down to him or Cthulhu.

Person 1: Who is Shrek?
Person 2: Shrek is the amazing messenger for our Lord Cthulhu! He is a demigod and he is a green ogre!
Person 1: Wow!

by A_guy_named_Tom April 15, 2020