3 definitions by A_guy_named_Tom

gre9

Gregs brother from wish.com.... Greg is a van salesman also...

Person 1: How is gre9 a thing?
Person 2: Some kid tried to make an iFunny account but Greg was taken, so he put gre9.
Person 1: Oh

by A_guy_named_Tom April 20, 2020

Shrek

A demigod to the geniuses who have joined the cult called The Union. Shrek is the messenger for our Lord and savior Cthulhu. Shrek is also a green ogre. He will also murder you for not bowing down to him or Cthulhu.

Person 1: Who is Shrek?
Person 2: Shrek is the amazing messenger for our Lord Cthulhu! He is a demigod and he is a green ogre!
Person 1: Wow!

by A_guy_named_Tom April 16, 2020

Cthulhu

Cthulhu is a God to all mortal beings. You may not see him as a God, and that is a sin. You will be punished.

Cthulhu is our God and Shrek is his messenger

by A_guy_named_Tom April 16, 2020