A_guy_named_Tom's definitions

Shrek

A demigod to the geniuses who have joined the cult called The Union. Shrek is the messenger for our Lord and savior Cthulhu. Shrek is also a green ogre. He will also murder you for not bowing down to him or Cthulhu.

Person 1: Who is Shrek?
Person 2: Shrek is the amazing messenger for our Lord Cthulhu! He is a demigod and he is a green ogre!
Person 1: Wow!

by A_guy_named_Tom April 15, 2020

Cthulhu

Cthulhu is a God to all mortal beings. You may not see him as a God, and that is a sin. You will be punished.

Cthulhu is our God and Shrek is his messenger

by A_guy_named_Tom April 15, 2020

gre9

Gregs brother from wish.com.... Greg is a van salesman also...

Person 1: How is gre9 a thing?
Person 2: Some kid tried to make an iFunny account but Greg was taken, so he put gre9.
Person 1: Oh

by A_guy_named_Tom April 20, 2020

Hellen Keller

A saying used to describe something that isn’t real, never happened, and is made by the government to make you think blind and deaf people exist

My teammates of R6 are actual Hellen Kellers

by A_guy_named_Tom March 7, 2024