anchorage steamer

The act of criticizing or reprimanding an action, while at the very same time performing the same action. (As noted by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show)

Sarah Palin, in an interview with Sean Hannity, criticized those on the left for placing blame on her demeanor for influencing the Tucson shooter, then in the same interview described the shooter as "left-leaning." This is a textbook anchorage steamer

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

Cleveland Steamer

(N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act)
b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them

My girl friend calls me the cleveland steamroller

by FIRSTCAVY January 19, 2004

screamer

a bitch who makes a lot of noise when fucking.

according to sean connnery, your mother.

Sean Connery: I had relations with your mother this morning, hope we didn't wake you. Your mother's a screamer!

Alex Trebek: My mother is in a nursing home in Alberta...

Sean Connery: Oh, she was nursing it, all right!

by things trebek sucks February 23, 2010

Mannheim Steamer

the act of pooping on ones chest while playing an, electric organ or piano, or any synthesized instruments, while rolling the feces up and down on the said ones chest.

person 1 "why do I hear mannheim steamroller's christmas special playing upstairs?"

person 2 "Oh, thats just Craig, he likes giving mannheim steamers to people for the holidays"

by malparida December 1, 2010

Kobold Steamer

A kobold is a common creature, most known from the popular game "World of Warcraft". A kobold steamer is a reference to the furry mane of a kobold combined with a steaming hot deuce. The two combine to form a furry "lubricant" causing pleasure for both the male and the female, making this a very pleasurable maneuver.

Oh man, Ryan! I totally laid a phat Kobold Steamer on some chick's furry mane!

by Ryan L. and Ryan A. March 26, 2007

Bangkok Screamer

An LBFM who is particularly vocal especially when you are engaged in a little backdoor action.

I had a Bangkok screamer last night who was so loud the bloke three doors down in the hotel was complaining.

by Grayman99 March 29, 2007

steamer lane

A literary euphemism for one’s bunghole when actively dropping deuce.

Dude those jalapeño poppers from last night had steamer lane on fire this morning.

by Speedjive May 31, 2018