steamer trunk

A small trunk originally designed to fit under the bunk of a steamship cabin.

...your darkest secret safely packed away/ up in my steamer trunk. -Alkaline Trio

by nezwick May 27, 2006

anchorage steamer

The act of criticizing or reprimanding an action, while at the very same time performing the same action. (As noted by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show)

Sarah Palin, in an interview with Sean Hannity, criticized those on the left for placing blame on her demeanor for influencing the Tucson shooter, then in the same interview described the shooter as "left-leaning." This is a textbook anchorage steamer

by ihatebuffering January 21, 2011

Cleveland Steamer

(N)a.)The act of dropping stink nuggets on someones chest before during or after sex (can be used as a punishment, break up tactic or fetish act)
b.)a way of telling your kids that you hate them

My girl friend calls me the cleveland steamroller

by FIRSTCAVY January 19, 2004

Steamed Veggie

Sexual intercourse involving a consious male and either a comatose or unconscious female. The act is conducted in either a deserted hospital wing or in a dorm room, whichever may be the case. The male has intercourse, either vaginal or anal, but shortly before coming uses the rooms defibulator paddles to shock the female partner while coming. The effect may be best if placed as near to the vagina as one can stand. (note: the small rechargable difibulators must be used if not in a hospital)

The chick in 621D looks pretty hot for a vegetable, I think I am going to give her a steamed Veggie after the nurse rounds. " oh, oh, I'm coming, CLEAR, ZAP, UUUUGHGH..."

by the orderly April 8, 2010

Mannheim Steamer

the act of pooping on ones chest while playing an, electric organ or piano, or any synthesized instruments, while rolling the feces up and down on the said ones chest.

person 1 "why do I hear mannheim steamroller's christmas special playing upstairs?"

person 2 "Oh, thats just Craig, he likes giving mannheim steamers to people for the holidays"

by malparida December 1, 2010

Kobold Steamer

A kobold is a common creature, most known from the popular game "World of Warcraft". A kobold steamer is a reference to the furry mane of a kobold combined with a steaming hot deuce. The two combine to form a furry "lubricant" causing pleasure for both the male and the female, making this a very pleasurable maneuver.

Oh man, Ryan! I totally laid a phat Kobold Steamer on some chick's furry mane!

by Ryan L. and Ryan A. March 26, 2007

Exit Strategy

To need an exit strategy applies to using the bathroom, but only after consuming large quantities of food. In some cases, the term "Exit strategy" can be used in an act of foresight, such as dining at a buffet or, possibly, Taco Bell.

Brett: Hey man, wanna play some Capture the Flag?

Steve: Gimme 10 minutes dude, I just got back from China Buffet and I need an exit strategy.

Brett: That's gross!

by Tobias Hawkins December 15, 2009