The Morning Spread

When Justice opens Carole’s legs early in the morning.

Justice: “Aye Carole, you ready for the Morning Spread?”

Carole: *snores*

by Tsu Nami-Chan July 7, 2022

Texas Spread

When a woman has a large flat area between each breasts. A large distance from each boob.

Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.

by KrugerFC June 14, 2022

super spread her party

A slut's dream party. Everybody gets a turn wearing her out.

She is always up for hosting a super spread her party.

by Mm08822 June 16, 2022

Unevenly spread

A word to describe someone. There isn’t an exact definition, but mainly used for weird and crazy people, mostttt people are Uneven and It’s an un describable word.

‘Belle is so Unevenly Spread’
‘In my opinion Sophie is Unevenly spread’

by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

Unevenly Spread

A words describing someone who’s “Uneven”
There’s not a proper definition for this word meaning you just have to understand it.

‘Belle is a unevenly spread’
‘Ye she is but that’s not a bad thing about her’

by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

Chocolate tity spread

Chocolate tity spread is when a woman spreads her tits and a man proceed to poop on the tits and spreads it with his hands

My husband gave me a Chocolate tity spread last night

by FAGGIUM September 13, 2022

wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022