Where you have a blowjob when playing a first person shooter and you're losing because you can't concentrate.
by EPICRUSSIANPOTATOES March 31, 2016
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by Captain Duder April 19, 2012
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meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"
skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"
by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024
Get the spread eagle cross the block mug.Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.
by chickenbeak October 22, 2010
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pussy spread and dread
by Dj Gunty Huntz April 7, 2015
Get the spread and dread mug.Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.
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