Fps Spread

Where you have a blowjob when playing a first person shooter and you're losing because you can't concentrate.

Bf: let's fps spread
Gf: Sounds like fun

by EPICRUSSIANPOTATOES March 31, 2016

Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder April 19, 2012

spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"

skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"

by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024

wet the spread

To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.

Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.

by chickenbeak October 22, 2010

Love spread

The act of spreading semen over your partner as if they were a toaster strudel.

Would you like my love spread ?

by Jl96 August 17, 2021

spread and dread

When you go down on a super hot girl but once you spread you immediately dread the decision realizing the stench if dat pussy but go for it anyway

pussy spread and dread

by Dj Gunty Huntz April 7, 2015

Texas Spread

When a woman has a large flat area between each breasts. A large distance from each boob.

Met this girl last night with great tits but she had a Texas Spread. Her boobs were so far apart from each other.

by KrugerFC June 14, 2022