Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011

Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo

A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".

by Bakelite October 2, 2012

Saratogia

The Part of the South Bay that starts at Los Gatos, stretching thought Saratoga, Campbell, Willow Glen, Fruitdale, Cupertino, Santa Clara, Sunnyvale and Mountain View. It borders like in a boomerang shape with the western and northern part being the edge of Santa Clara County, with the eastern border being the Guadalupe river. This area features old-constructed buildings, industrial park, and affluent companies, stores and homes along with a look that is classically styled for the 50s and 60s.

I like the construction and style of things in places like Campbell, and the surrounding area; I really like the amount of old style buildings in Saratogia.

by debit.servus March 24, 2013

Scratchisfaction

Scratchisfaction is The satisfaction of scratching an itch.

"Oh that's scratchisfaction right there!"

"My foots been itching for hours and I just got major scratchisfaction once I got my shoes off and gave them a good old itch"

The moment your backscratcher hits that spot- that's pure scratchisfaction. "Backscratcher!"

by bottay August 30, 2013

scratch-tubate

To scratch one's own genitals as if masturbating

A: Hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)

by Tara13 January 15, 2014

scratch-harming

where one scratches at their skin till it bleeds. Where one scratches under their long hair and produces a red irritated area. Usually done by self-harmers who are less self-confident to do wrist or thigh cuts.

I can't go to the hair-stylist because i scratch-harm.
I can't pull up my hair on my side because then people will discover I am currently scratch-harming.

by almostEMOgirl,almostNOT May 17, 2015

scratchturbating

When scratching a bug bite feels so good you can't stop.

I was scratchturbating so hard I didn't notice my mom walk in on me.

by Lare bear August 30, 2015