Shooshee

The sweetest girl in the world

She’s lovely. Yeah, that’s Shooshee

by sofa5lamp6 December 7, 2025

Bloody Soosan

The act of a woman menstrating or releasing her vaginal blood, upon a mans hand once he has placed his hand inside the vagina.

Usually induces mental scarring and the need to wash ones hand.

''Oh man, that girl just bloody soosaned me.''
'
''Dude my girlfriend bloody soosan'd me! ''

by purplepenperson September 28, 2009

The Smoosh Face

The act of tucking your chin towards your chest, as to create as many chins as possible, while grinning as big as you can. Your eyes preferrably half open... Used to express emotions non-verbally after someone compliments you.

Andrew- "Wow Chris great job making dinner, man"
Chris- *The Smoosh Face*

by andygforizzy June 14, 2011

Cheesy Smoosh

A cheesy Quesadilla.

I would like a Cheesy Smoosh please.

by Gruntpile June 1, 2018

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

Fart Sloosh

The act of ones fart being the consistency of a sloosh. A sloosh is relatively similar to a 7/11 icee, liquid diarrhea, and soggy snow. A fart sloosh only occurs to the slooshiest of slooshies.

"Yo did you hear Avery had a fart sloosh today?!"

by Literally can't even. April 17, 2020

Hand skoosh

Hand sanitiser (see antibacterial gel)

Do you want some hand skoosh?

or

Can I borrow some of your hand skoosh?

by theskoosh July 18, 2021