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spongebather

usually an overwieght celler dwelling slob of a person. too damn lazy to even maintain personal hygene. they only attempt to perform any sort of hygenetic action when the carbuncles underneath their inner tube flabby flesh begins oozing with smelly pus. then they make a half hearted attempt with an old bactira filled sponge from beneath the bathroom sink and lukewarm water...
Dude, did ya get aload of that spongebather he's been wearing the same t-shirt since 1999.....
by kmd555564 October 6, 2011
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Spongeboomer

An individual who will only watch seasons 1 -3 of Spongebob, and will refuse to watch anything after mentioned seasons.
"I ONLY enjoy the early seasons of Spongebob, the episodes they make now are unfunny!"
"Dude stop being a Spongeboomer and give the new seasons a try"
by ImpossiblePotPie May 22, 2020
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spengbob

Some freaky shit on Youtube, up-and-coming meme on 4chan.

Features Spongebob... but incredibly creepy and twisted.
Spengbob theme:
Let's call Hitler!
Aye aye captain!
I hear he's gentle!
Aye aye captain!
by JusGrimey November 23, 2006
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Spongeboomer

A person who always insists that the newer episodes, including past season 9, of Spongebob Squarepants are forgettable garbage compared to its earliest episodes, specifically before the first Spongebob movie.

In the same vain as a Genwunner is to Pokémon.
Person 1: "The newer episodes of Spongebob are such garbage. Goes to show you how much pre-movie episodes will always be superior."

Person 2: "Ok Spongeboomer."
by CrispyMiner February 16, 2020
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spongemonkey

spongemonkey's are those fonky-looking demented hamsters on the quiznos commercials. a.k.a....the coolest things ever!
"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuus!! they are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because they toast them! THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuuuus! when you bring in a coupoooooooon for things to eat or oil changes!!!!! or pony rides or hair pluuuuuuuugs! subs are a dollar off.....BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!"
by marni March 7, 2004
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spongbob

sponbgog
"ah hell nah the songegoger takin the krapper patty."

"spongbob maker kapper patty."
by Razelum October 6, 2021
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spongeknob

Is that Spongeknob
No that's my nigga rock
by Yackn12 February 15, 2019
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