1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.
2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.
2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.
by michelle1991 November 29, 2010
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mark - "sarah.....why do you smell like shit.. and why are you wet?"
sarah - "oh you smell that too? ya my boyfriend decided to make me do some shaw shanking today. bastard.."
sarah - "oh you smell that too? ya my boyfriend decided to make me do some shaw shanking today. bastard.."
by papertowelsrule August 19, 2011
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The act of repeatedly bashing somebody with your gun in a video game while t bagging someone and jumping up and down.
Gamer 1: Hey look XX TypicalGT XX just killed someone
Gamer 2: ohh dude he is splinking all over him.
Gamer 2: ohh dude he is splinking all over him.
by MR. RM May 21, 2009
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Get the SPANKING AND BANKING mug.While two people are having hetero intercourse, Sphanking is where a 3rd party inserts their hand into the females' anus and strokes the males' penis from the inside.
I was fucking my girlfriend last night when her roommate walked in and gave me a sphanking like a vet birthing a baby calf.
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When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.
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2) Get Drunk
3) Have a One night stand
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5) Repeat This over and over again
2) Get Drunk
3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife
5) Repeat This over and over again
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