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Jesus Spanking

when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.
1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.
by michelle1991 November 29, 2010
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Shaw Shanking

after sex take a dump on your partners chest then clean them off by making them walk in circles while you hose them down.
mark - "sarah.....why do you smell like shit.. and why are you wet?"
sarah - "oh you smell that too? ya my boyfriend decided to make me do some shaw shanking today. bastard.."
by papertowelsrule August 19, 2011
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Splinking

The act of repeatedly bashing somebody with your gun in a video game while t bagging someone and jumping up and down.
Gamer 1: Hey look XX TypicalGT XX just killed someone
Gamer 2: ohh dude he is splinking all over him.
by MR. RM May 21, 2009
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SPANKING AND BANKING

WHEN PLAYING ZOMBIES ON CALL OF DUTY YOU ARE KILLING LOTS OF ZOMBIES AND MAKING ALOT OF POINTS TO BUY PERKS WITH
DUDE YOU HAVE 500 KILLS AND 50,OOO POINTS YOUR SPANKING AND BANKING!
by CWEEZY69 October 18, 2011
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sphanking

While two people are having hetero intercourse, Sphanking is where a 3rd party inserts their hand into the females' anus and strokes the males' penis from the inside.
I was fucking my girlfriend last night when her roommate walked in and gave me a sphanking like a vet birthing a baby calf.
by vtamps August 17, 2016
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Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.
by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016
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spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again
i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks
by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016
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