Shelton

Shelton ones of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet with the most beautiful brown eyes. He will always make you laugh even when you don’t feel like it, his smile is contagious and will always brighten your day. He has so much heart and puts his all into everything he does. He’ll treat you like a princess and never upset you purposefully. Even though he will joke in serious times he is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

Girl- “wow look at Shelton, look at that smile!”

Girl #2- “ I know he’s so great.”

by Jessie branded January 6, 2025

Smelt Fish

An essentially worthless fish that Democrats are horny for.

Did you hear that Gavin Newscum let California burn because of a smelt fish? Sad! What a loser.

by HonestyKing3 January 9, 2025

Spectacle Steamer

The act of shitting so intensely that your glasses fog up from your own sweat.

I just had a real Spectacle Steamer the other day after eating an entire bag of shredded cheese.

by firechild555 April 8, 2025

Spalt

When you smear your jizz in your bush.

Me: *Spalting*

Gilchy: stop with all the spalt bs!

by SexayJorgeGonzalez June 30, 2025

Spectacularerizumness

Spectacularerizumness

My video recorder on my smart phone could not capture the spectacularerizumness of that comet

by Statik_669 September 26, 2025

skeltch

a combination of sketchy and skeptical

thats mf look a little skeltch like he fry bacon with his shirt off

by towerx December 24, 2025

Spalted

Getting purposly rolled over by a competitor during a radio control car race.

Bill got spalted on the first lap.

by Trail Jabroni January 4, 2026