sock smeller

A person that dominates any conversation with an attitude of pretension, arrogance, and passive-aggressiveness. They love to one-up others and often redirect the focus of any discussion back to them. At the end of a long day, they remove their socks and bury their faces into them to inhale.

"I went to a happy hour tonight and I couldn't get a word in! There was some massive sock smelling going on for sure."

"That guy thinks quite highly of himself, he didn't even acknowledge my greeting! I bet he's quite the sock smeller!"

by Turkeydawg May 16, 2016

Apple socks

A woman's breasts that sag down and look like an apple in a tube sock is attached to her chest.

So I went home with this MILF last night and she had herself some apple socks.

by Noot Noot July 24, 2011

sock heaven

When you put two socks into the washer but only 1 sock comes out. The other sock is forever lost, never to be matched again. It went to "Sock Heaven"

Mom where is my other sock? I don't know I put the pair in the washer, the other sock must have went to "Sock Heaven"

by Jussme42 April 19, 2016

Sock Cucker

(noun) Someone who derives sexual pleasure from witnessing another person portray sexual actions through the use of sock puppets.

"You hear that Jim pays hookers to make sock puppets blow each other? What a sock cucker."

by Endless Pajamas March 30, 2020

Slimy Sock

Its when you ejaculate in a sock (preferably cotton) multiple time and you run up to someone who is sleeping or just walking in the street and Pimp Smack them in the face with it.

Guy1 : *walking normaly in the street*
Guy2: Runs up and hits him with a sock.
Guy1: DUDE! WTF IS ON MY FACE!?
Guy2: You just got... Slimy Socked.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Jewish Emu June 3, 2011

rusty sock

When a womans on her period and shes getting fucked vaginally, then she gets fucked in the ass therefore creating a rusty sock.

Randy came over for Christmas dinner and was bragging about how he gave a Lot Lizard a rusty sock

by Baby sock December 19, 2013

Cicero Sock

A old crusty used tube sock that a male ejaculates into while masturbating. Originated on the SW side of Chicago in describing a person's demeanor and or appearance.

"That nasty hood rat reminds me of a cicero sock".

"Don't touch that, thats my cicero sock" !!!

by FrankieWidjetz January 7, 2020