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Onus Shift

The process of calling someone that you know is not home, or cannot answer, for the sole purpose of shifting the responsibility of the return call to the other person.
"I called him when he was on the golf course because I knew he wouldn't answer. Classic onus shift."
by Roamin' Polanski July 1, 2008
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Rat Sniff

To sniff a males genitalia. Starting at the pubes(body of rat, as in the fur) then sniff the penis(this being the tail of the rat).
Guy 1: Dude guess what!!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: I just paid Earl $50 to give me a rat sniff!!!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009
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Mud Shifter

Oooof, I think i've got gravy stains in me boxers after that arse tornado! Best get me gloves on, i'm sure there are some brown dumplings around the rim of me mud shifter!
by bungs the bungle March 15, 2010
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Night Shift Sisters

As referenced in the Siouxsie and the Banshees song, "Night Shift," "Night Shift Sisters" are prostitutes, as they are known for working at night, and are, for the most part, females who have built a sense of camaraderie, or sisterhood.
My Night Shift Sisters
Await your nightly visitor
They don't bother me
No they don't bother me

My Night Shift Sisters
With your nightly visitor
A new vocation in life
My love with a knife

"Night Shift" ~ Siouxsie and the Banshees
by JuniperTreeGrammarNazi April 27, 2014
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phantom shift

Where you physically feel parts of your theriotype's body without it being there (like an amputee that has a phantom limb but without the amputee's pain), like feeling an actual tail or ears. These phantom limbs can even overlap the normal limbs of one's body, such as feeling paws instead of hands.
I had a phantom shift today I felt a tail
by nighttherian September 19, 2016
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shift 1

n. Exclaimation point. The result of pressing the <shift> and <1> keys simultaneously.
MdnnaFngrl894: omg i didnt touch your lo mein i swear
Gdssheart4u: really?
MdnnaFngrl894: I SWEAR
MdnnaFngrl894: shift 1
MdnnaFngrl894: shift 1
by hotfrenchtoast April 30, 2005
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Shiftymoose

-a large deer like animal that sells intoxicating substances to small children.

-an asshat that trolls internet forums
My child stole my money to buy marujuana from that Shiftymoose.

dude why do you have to act like a shiftymoose while posting on my thread?
by John..... August 23, 2006
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