Gai Sensei

A sensei who is gay, mispelt gai Sensei, when it should be gay Sensei.

Our gai sensei taught us some really weird stuffy at school today

by DERPSPSPD October 23, 2010

sensetive bad ass

somone porttraying qualites f ruggedness and being tuff, to look at is hard to wnan fight with,also having deep emotions and feeling, never leaving behind a fellow man and usauly morlay righteitehr jaded outlook or past redemption.

"look at him that mutt, hes so abd ass"
"yea dont fuck withhimbut he s a great guy andknows how to treat a lady."

by sean aka mutt January 3, 2005

Shooji Sensei

A very stupid old Japanese teacher that is stupid. She is a typical tiger teacher who is always in your business.

Woman: Ugh! My teacher is ALWAYS in my business!

Man: She’s just such a Shooji Sensei

by TyTheMemeDealer January 23, 2018

One Sense Rule

An extrapolation of the "Look, but don't touch" rule of cheating. Any isolated sensory contact with another person while in a relationship is allowed.

John tried to justify his booty grab in the club with the One Sense Rule. "Baby, I touched, but didn't look!"

by OneFreeMan November 2, 2012

common sense

an urban legend from the days of old.

y'all ever heard of common sense? oh wait it's 2019 dab on them memers lmao jk kms hahahah 😩👌

by Get the fuck up February 9, 2019

Common sense

Even if you dont have a law degree, or a background in criminal justice, common sense tells you that it's unlikely somebody will still be breathing after their airway has been restricted for over 8 minutes. If you've been on a guys neck for a long time, you dont tend to forget his airway has been restricted by a lot of your body weight for a long time, especially not when he's reminding you by saying he can't breathe. 8 minutes is not 2 or 3 minutes, enough time has passed by 8 minutes that adrenaline has stabilized some, especially with an alleged suspect in handcuffs the entire time, and other officers there to assist you in keeping the alleged suspect restrained. The question you would think a family pressing for first degree murder would ask is not whether the death was intentional (since theres not really a way to unintentionally kneel on someone's neck for 8 minutes, 2 or 3 minutes or so might be unintentional if the alleged suspect still dies), but whether any of the actions of what came before the arrest were premeditated, such as the alleged counterfeiting call and what events lead up to the arrest.

First degree murder is premeditated, that's simple enough, not all murder is first degree. Running over an animal on the road is usually an example of unintentional death, it's an accident and usually accidents happen quickly (though there are people who would run one over and claim it was an accident, most of the time it is an accident). Spending 8 minutes taking a life isn't something you usually do by mistake though, that's all common sense.

by Solid Mantis June 3, 2020

Common Sense Balloon

A common sense balloon is a conservative person with a generally anti-intellectual outlook on life, they rely exclusively on “common sense” without examining issues more closely and are particularly opposed to science-based reasoning and fundamentally despise political correctness in all forms.

In social media, they usually graduated from the school of hard knocks/school of life, almost always have a car, boat, motorcycle, truck or an animal they’ve killed in their display photos somewhere and consistently use absolutely atrocious grammar and sentence structure.

As the polar opposites to an SJW, one could use the term “CSB” in reference to their predisposed hatred of virtually all progressive social movements, which makes them just as irritating and laughable as SJWs.

Scientist: Vaccines are safe, Climate Change is real and currently human-induced, and your vacuous outlook on life is deplorable.

Barry: fuck of u lefty fuckin soyboy i got common sense pc culture has ruined everything!!!!!!

Scientists: It seems we are faced with a common sense balloon.

by The Handball King June 14, 2020