smoke my pipe

To smoke or suck on a man's pipe or penis
most commonly known as giving a blow job or sucking a guys dick.

Oh man I had Stacy smoke my pipe last night and oh my god she is a pro!

seriously dude

yeah she did deep exercises

by Doctor J March 25, 2008

Smoke Package

Someone that is a complete bullshitter.

Dean is a smoke package.

by mushad March 19, 2010

scode face

A scone (a british roll of sorts) with a chode sticking out the front end of it on a person's face, can be glazed or unglazed depending on the person.

WOWZA herb is such a scode face

by scode faced kraut April 26, 2010

factory smoke

When a piece of electronic equipment no longer works because someone let the "factory smoke" out. You see, every electronic device is built with factory smoke inside. If you or someone else were to damage it (water, physical damage, etc.) and let said smoke out, that equipment will no longer work.

Guy1: My digital camera stopped working. I spilled my drink all over it, and it started smoking.

Guy2: Oh, you let the factory smoke out. Looks like it's time to get another one.

by 3Dradio December 16, 2008

blue smoke

When a computer or piece of electric equipment is broken by the user messing with the insides.

'He let the blue smoke out of the imac'

by billy.fish November 18, 2007

smoke wrench

an oxy-acetylene torch, most often used for welding, brazing or cutting metal

He used a smoke wrench to weld the frame and the table caught fire.

by jack_daft May 13, 2005

smoke a thon

smoke a thon

(noun)

an athletic contest comprising three consecutive events, usually smoking a bowl, smoking a blunt, and then smoking a bong. (if the unneccesary tools are avaliable for one specific category REPLACE WITH JOINT)

"I'm participating in a smoke a thon on Sunday. Would you like to join?"

by s honey. November 15, 2007