tidy snatch

A tidy snatch is a groomed vagina, preferably one which is completely shaved clean

Paige's boyfriend preferred her to have a tidy snatch, but Paige never liked to spend the time to shave down there.

by freddy43 January 2, 2011

chaz satchel

1. A satchel that wraps around the shoulder and under the grundle or gooch as some call it.This satchel often contains various items belong to ones chaz, such as: condoms, money, sexual toys, cell phones or other e;ectronical devices.

2. A sex position that is essentially a copy cat of the real satchel. one person holds the other his/her feet around their shoulders. The one being held the wraps their head into their partners grundle and vigorously likes while cradling their gentiles the contents of the satchel.

Danny Ranalli has a sweet chaz satchel

Yo dude your mom loves when we do the chaz satchel

by mwdlikesalligators October 19, 2010

pokemon snatch

When a female thinks STD's are like pokemon... "Gotta catch em all"

EWWW! Don't have sex with Beth, she got a pokemon snatch!

by itsjustme8d9 March 20, 2011

porkypine snatch

The epitome of a promiscuous southern belle.

If that-thar girl had as many dicks stickin' out of her as she had stuck in her, she'd have her a porkypine snatch!

by Phorrist Dumbp September 27, 2018

hand snatch

Another way of saying that you just got some hand pussy.

Hey man....... I'm going to get some hand snatch off that hot bitch on 35th Ave tonight. Then I'm going to gape her hole.

by JoeyBomm June 13, 2020

patch the snatch

Cover a female crotch with a G-String.

Cops busting a titty bar with bottomless dancers: "Is that pussy I see smiling at me? Come on girls, you know this is a patch the snatch zone."
Credit goes to "The Shield", season 5, episode 5.

by BigD101 August 17, 2007

snatch fat

A large amount of flesh and fat around the vagina. Usually occurs when women are a bit on the hefty side. Resembles a nut hammock when viewed from the rear.

From behind it looked like she had a satchel, but from the front you could see it was just her snatch fat!

by DidYouKnow February 18, 2007