shalinda

Duhh Shalinda- the fake employee that you blame your non existent problems on, and she is to blame for every thing that is not a big deal but you pretend it’s a big deal with your friends and it’s just like “ damit shalinda! I expected those reports on my desk this morning!!” Where tf is shalinda!! I need a coffee!! There’s not shalinda because she’s not real lol imaginary secretary who’s got all the jobs and is always there when you need something she’s the one that helps you get there in real life.. shalinda is low key dope af

Drops lighter” - damit shalinda!! I expected those reports in my desk this morning! Fuck my tits where is that girl?!??

Has no bagels and lives alone-

Shalinda told me there would be bagels! That bitch!

Any male freaking about about bitch shit, all shalindab

by UnicornBonch November 4, 2022

Småland

Småland is basically home to the most cursed place on motuurearth KALMAR

Hejsan-svejsan my weird looking bitch how are you in Småland?

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by Småländske Bonden från Västerv November 26, 2022

stalinized

Becoming cruel

He has Been stalinized

by Purtlol January 17, 2023

Salina

She is the worst flipping girl you will ever face on earth. She steals your food whenever she wants and she DEVOURS it like Henry the fucking hoover . Don't make her mad otherwise sheet use her nasty butt scratching claws on you damn face. She got a quandavius quadrillion quaterfacious double chin like mount Fuji. ( it might suffocate you and suck ur particles inside) if you got a kind bestie she will grab it like it her last life sentence meal. She is man thirsty for any male on earth. BOY THIRSTY, she will go quandumpous on any male on her sight. Even if its a baby brah. Be careful males. Since I'm a female I'm embarrassed but safe to be the same gender. If she got dead ass clodhoppers/ gumboots run cause those weight lifts can't make it on those feet thangs of hers.

Goodbye and be careful
Sincerely me
Gucci out yall

Anyone:"OMG THATS SALINA,
RUNN YALLL, HIDE YOUR FOOD AND MALES!!"
salina:" I'm just standing..cutley"
mother: "SHE GOT MY BABY BOY!"

by Iloveguyswithabs January 22, 2023

Stalin Loli

Katusha from Girls Und Panzer.

Katusha, the Stalin Loli is the tankery commander of Pravda High School.

by Viscount Druitt April 28, 2023

smiling in photos

if someone smiles in a photo they like being racist

Oh look! abdi is smiling in photos, he must be racist

by chicken handler May 14, 2023

Smiling

Smiling is a very good representative of people’s emotions, but can also be a hidden sign that someone is extremely horny

Jason likes smiling when he’s super horny

by Thick_dick_zaddy27 May 25, 2023