Salina

She is the worst flipping girl you will ever face on earth. She steals your food whenever she wants and she DEVOURS it like Henry the fucking hoover . Don't make her mad otherwise sheet use her nasty butt scratching claws on you damn face. She got a quandavius quadrillion quaterfacious double chin like mount Fuji. ( it might suffocate you and suck ur particles inside) if you got a kind bestie she will grab it like it her last life sentence meal. She is man thirsty for any male on earth. BOY THIRSTY, she will go quandumpous on any male on her sight. Even if its a baby brah. Be careful males. Since I'm a female I'm embarrassed but safe to be the same gender. If she got dead ass clodhoppers/ gumboots run cause those weight lifts can't make it on those feet thangs of hers.

Goodbye and be careful
Sincerely me
Gucci out yall

Anyone:"OMG THATS SALINA,
RUNN YALLL, HIDE YOUR FOOD AND MALES!!"
salina:" I'm just standing..cutley"
mother: "SHE GOT MY BABY BOY!"

by Iloveguyswithabs January 22, 2023