Mississippi Mud Slide

To freeze a piece of shit and roger your partner with it. As it melts the poo will slide down her/his legs.

When she awoke I told her that she had left a candy bar in her ass crack by mistake; I was ashamed to admit I had given her the Mississippi Mud Slide while she was sleeping.

by Reginald Titus September 11, 2003

Sliding Door

A door that slides.

Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."

by Evil October 18, 2003

slide rule

Used as an adjective, this means old-fashioned, out-of-date. Usually applied to attitudes.

Man, Mr. McMahon is so slide rule! Why does he always use long division, when there's a calculator right on his desk?

by pentozali May 1, 2008

Slide Glide

A mistress or woman on the side

When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your slide glide and relax and get some release.

by Deputy Dawg 289 April 14, 2011

Slide

To give away something, usually without expecting something in return.

Person 1: Yeah, I got the answers for the test so I passed.
Person 2: Yup, slide that real quick.

by Amer1c_an May 13, 2022

Red-eared slider

The act of motor boating a woman's vagina while she is on her period until the blood spreads far enough to make your ears red.

Bob went down on a woman who was menstruating to get his first red-eared slider.

by nadabus December 5, 2010

slod

sonic laugh of doom
to have a loud annoying laugh that peirces the eardrums.
usually starts high pitched and goes down to lower pitches in intervals. the first laugh is always the highest and only can be heard by dogs. compared to dog whistles.

did you hear her laugh?!
what a SLOD!!
or
my aunt has a slod.

by slodmasters March 19, 2008