slappy ham

British term for face.

You should have seen his slappy ham when I ate his cold on the cob!

by murgatroyd.f May 22, 2011

Sloppy Beartrap

(n) A not-so-pleasent sub-genre of head in which the one who is giving head is excessively sloppy and has rather sharp teeth like a beartrap.

Guy 1: I hear Rachel gave you some head, is this true?

Guy 2: I would hardly consider it head. It was def a sloppy beartrap.

by D Parently April 6, 2010

Slippery nuts

The term is used when something is about to go down or something is about to happen

Dude Kevin’s about to fight someone this is gonna be some slippery nuts

by _calibslepton_ September 7, 2020

skippy mcnipplehead

An insult, used to refer to people who no other insult really seems to fit. Reserved for a very special kind of idiot. Easy target for mockery. Entertaining. Dumb as a box of rocks.asshat, wtf, spellchecker.

Gaaah, uuhhh...not knowing I cannot say with an accustomed degree of accuacy, and not wishing to deviate what is strict truth, I must decline to answer, for your ticanic intellect is far too copius for my benign understanding. That person was probably not the least non uninteligent organic life form it's been my extreme lack of dipleasure not having been able to avoid meeting. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Tell him about the twinky. And all the hoos down in hooville won the lottery as the seas turned a particularly interesting shade of pink. Peace on earth good will towards...Auqualung my friend. I've decided to relocate to Pleasent Valley 26809 so as to leave it to Beaver. I will survive 'cause it's raining men......halleluia!
More to come? Uhhhh......

Hey guys! Check out the skippy mcnipplehead who thinks he's clever. Let's all comment in his LiveJournal and make fun of him.

by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004

Slappy Joe

The proprietor of All Time Low's favorite restaurant. Slappy Joe's serves burgers and fries providing you with the energy you need to survive the zombie apocalypse.

Hey, Alex! You wanna go get a burger at Slappy Joe's?
Sure thing Jack, I would love to!

by Doug Mertons January 2, 2015

Sloppy Toppy

A common phrase used in Texas as a greeting.

"Hello! Welcome. Can I give you a sloppy toppy on this fine morning?"

by 6nodder6 July 15, 2020

sloppy douche burger

a recently used douche sandwitched between two burger buns, if desired the buns can be toasted like in subway. This is considered a delicasy in norway.

Dave- "what the fuck is that norwegian eating"
Alan- "I think its a sloppy douche burger"
Dave- "wow, that looks like a pile of shit, why would anyone eat one?"
Alan- "dont knock it until you've tried it man"

by jamalshamali September 1, 2009