Nigger slide

The technique of sliding between two cars from an adjacent lane during high speed driving with 5 feet of space between the cars. No rearview mirror necessary.

Damn Frank, that asshole missed your front bumper by an inch!
-Yep that's a professional nigger slide.

by Jewlover69 January 15, 2009

Dick Slide

Slang for lube.

Dude! You got dick slide all over me!

by Kill Bot 3000 January 18, 2009

Rusty Slidehammer

When a girl takes a shit in her own hand and then she gets on her knees, eats your asshole out from behind while the male is standing up and she also jerks you off at the same time with her shit filled hand.

Mark: Hey I got a nasty rusty slidehammer last night after coming home from the Bar

Joe: Awesome! I got one last week from her too!

by Hotshot Trombone August 26, 2009

coaching from the sidelines

A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.

One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
Austin Powers I

by mr hankie June 17, 2006

Can I slide

When a guy asks you to hook up or "slide" into your vagina

"Hey Amy can I slide"

by Yumbum June 23, 2017

slider

A cheap and greasy hamburger usually eaten in numbers and producing stenchy gas shortly thereafter. See mighty whitey one-bitey.

Man, those sliders were good, but I think we should all roll our windows down if we want to continue breathing.

by Rolland McDollar$ August 26, 2003

Alabama Mud Slide

The act of defecating into a person's mouth. The partner then proceeds to give oral sex while their mouth is still filled with feces.

Dude, Jessica and I made an Alabama Mud Slide yesterday.

by BCEagles7 January 31, 2009