Mississippi Mud Slide 

To freeze a piece of shit and roger your partner with it. As it melts the poo will slide down her/his legs.

When she awoke I told her that she had left a candy bar in her ass crack by mistake; I was ashamed to admit I had given her the Mississippi Mud Slide while she was sleeping.

Mississippi Mud Slide by Reginald Titus September 11, 2003

Nose slide a rail 

Code for snorting a line of a powdered drug, preferably cocaine.

Tom and Pete are snorting coke in the basement while Toms mom is around.
Pete says: Hey Tom, wanna nose slide a rail real fast?
Tom says: Sure bro *winks*

Nose slide a rail by minnesota_stoner January 1, 2009

freundian slide 

A freuendian slide begins when one makes a freudian slip. To turn it into a slide, however, you must own it.

man: give me a moment to look up your skirt
woman: do you mean profile?
man: you know what? no. no i don't
passerby: that was quite the freundian slide

freundian slide by dreadedClank February 18, 2009

Log Slide 

Occurs when your partner poops all over your pillows/bed after doing it anal

Bob: "U think Whitney and Charlie had sex last night?"

Tom: "Hell yeah man! Whitney did a log slide all over his pillow when they finished."

Bob: "Wow I'd never want to sleep on those pillows again

Log Slide by Ipassonrumors September 1, 2010

Wet slide, chronic excuse 

A phrase that can be used to excuse anything.

Dave: "Hey, man! Why'd you just rape my cat?!"
Jack: "Wet slide, chronic excuse."
Dave: "Oh, okay then."

Wet slide, chronic excuse by Jackadave January 1, 2011

Super Slide 

When you meant to say suicide but attocorrect hates you.

(Texts)
My friend:hey wanna hear a punny joke
Me: Oh god please no
My friend: oh, okay ;-;
Me: good, cuz your jokes make me wanna commit super slide
My friend: Wut?
Me :Ugh I hate autocorrect
My friend:???
Me: I meant Suicide ;-;
My friend: are my jokes really that bad ;-;
Me: Yes

(This is a literal convo I had with my friend)

Super Slide by HelloImmaPerson September 19, 2019

Shit'n'slide

When 3 naked children poo on the kitchen floor and make a slide out of it.

Sick i walked in on my sisters kids making a shit'n'slide the other day, sicker than the time I walked on Jason workin the gherkin

Shit'n'slide by GonzoPunch February 10, 2009